My Dear Friend Janet Southern Belle Insults
I have a dear friend named Janet who is a Southern Belle through and through. She is sweet, charming, and always has a smile on her face. But don't let her sweet exterior fool you, she has a sharp wit and a tongue that can be as sharp as a razor. Over the years, I have been the recipient of many of her Southern Belle insults, and I have to say, they are some of the funniest and most creative insults I have ever heard.
If you're looking for a good laugh, then you'll love these Janet Southern Belle insults. They're perfect for using on your friends, family, or even your enemies. Just be warned, Janet's insults can be a little bit spicy, so if you're easily offended, then you might want to skip this article.
4.1 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 8447 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| X-Ray | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 25 pages |
On being called a "redneck"
"Well, bless your heart. I may be a redneck, but at least I'm not a Yankee." - Janet
On being told she's "too skinny"
"Honey, I'm not too skinny. You're just too fat." - Janet
On being told she's "too old"
"Age is just a number. And I'm a very high number." - Janet
On being told she's "too bossy"
"I'm not bossy. I'm just a strong woman who knows what she wants." - Janet
On being told she's "too opinionated"
"I'm not opinionated. I just have a lot of opinions." - Janet
On being told she's "too loud"
"I'm not loud. I'm just passionate." - Janet
On being told she's "too blunt"
"I'm not blunt. I'm just honest." - Janet
These are just a few of the many Janet Southern Belle insults that I have heard over the years. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. And if you ever meet Janet, be sure to watch out for her sharp wit.
4.1 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 8447 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| X-Ray | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 25 pages |
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| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 8447 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| X-Ray | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 25 pages |
